What is your middle name?
Edwin

What color is your mailbox?
black

Are you single?
in a sense

Have you ever hit a deer?
chhhh...yes

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
sure

Do you have a small driveway?
it depends if dave tore it up with his shenanigans

Do you know anyone with the same ring tone as you?
you

What do you do first in the morning?
morning? whats morning?

What brand is your printer?
Holister....yea that's right...they make overpriced printers now too....i am sooooooooooo cool....:sarcastic:

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
its one of my hobbies

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
i don't remember

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
enough with the foreign terms!

What is your ring tone?
yours

Are you taller than your mom?
my mom is dead...jerk.

What curse word do you say the most when your you're pissed?
do I have to be pissed?

Are you God?
i roll out of bed in the afternoon, look at myself in the mirror, and say 'yes I......I am a GOD!"

Do you like someone?
yes...............

Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
black or red or...whats with the bright colors?

Does anything hurt on your body right now?
not that I'm aware of

Do you often cry during a movie?
yea...like im some kind of pussy...

Last phone call you received?
hold on a second....ello? Dave? What-what the noise in the living room...the thing coming from the boxy thing? What the...Dave! Thats the radiator!

Last text message?
huh...never...............ever

Do you hate your life?
no

Do you get mad easily?
yes

What is your biggest pet peeve?
I have too many to list....I'm not gunna bore you

Are you cold?
no

Do any of your friends have kids?
yes

Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
nope

Who should pay on the first date?
yea i suppose the guy should because girls already think we're pigs

How many years older than you are you willing to date?
it depends

Do you have any friends?
Dave and She and....stuff

Do you have any mean friends?
noooooo

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
yellow

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
no

Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
not me...but other people should definantly consider it

Have you ever contemplated suicide?
contemplated? what the heck?

Do you scratch your ears?
who gives a crap

Who was the last person to hug you?
whatshername

How tall are you?
pretty tall.........with the help of my lifts....

What do you think of the person that did this before you?
he's ma dawg

What is the closest green object?
my socks apparently

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
i don't know

Do you want to have kids?
I suppose

What is the brightest color you're wearing?
red

Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Dave

Who do you hate the most right now?
don't get me started

What kind of car do you want?
something i can hotwire

What is your favorite video game?
guitar hero....sorry

Do you like your dad?
chhh...yes

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
not a pussy

Are you wearing make-up?
.....shut up

Do you have a tattoo?
...yes...

Have you ever broken a pinata?
i've broken a skull....? does that count?

What time is it right now?
7:48

Do you know how to draw?
not particularily

Who loves orange soda?
Dave

Who did you last IM?
nobody

Do you work a lot of hours?
it depends...

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
you don't want to know....I don't even know

Who was the last person that called you?
DAVE ITS THE GODDAMN RADIATOR.....ITS THERE TO KEEP YOUR ASS WARM......jesus...

Is there anything you regret?
oh....boy....

Do you know where your family name originated from?
Mars

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
fish

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
black

Do you use digital or film cameras?
no

Do you own an iPod?
yes

Have you ever been on a charter bus?
what kind of question is that?

Do you like going to water parks?
not especially